thrillionaire:

just spooning my boyfriend

out of his container

it’s ice cream


magical-disney-princess:

Disneyland Secrets #11 - “Each year Disneyland serves an incredible amount of food and drink, including: 4 million burgers, 3 million orders of fries, 1 million gallons of soda, 1.6 million hot dogs, 2.8 million churros, and 3.2 million servings of ice cream. Want to get married at Disneyland? You can! The bakery makes nearly 250 wedding cakes a year!” 

thirstlou:

remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing


covetxvx:

a metaphor of my life

(Source: rooneymaraz)

420doorcinemaclub:

when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave


(Source: myfallenidol)

Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off.
Richard Pryor (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: notesfromarmageddon)